Old Emails I Like #15: Money

Another short one today. I thought it was pretty witty. :)

Subject: Money

Content:

Money
It can buy a House...............But not a Home
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.
It often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend.
As your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money.......... And I will suffer for you.

Received from Michael Bentley, 02/16/2003.